The other night during dinner my grandma went into diabetic shock. She does this often. So often, we dialed 911, they already knew because of our number, and we all casually ate dinner, like a normal family, while my grandmother lied on the floor, until the EMTS dragged her out. She's totally fine.

Okay, so you know that game Robot Unicorn attack? Well, the song Always by Erasure happens to be my mothers favorite song. OF ALL TIME. So I was talking to my brother at dinner, and I was humming, suddenly, my mother goes "Always" then my brother and I start singing loudy along.

One day, my dad needed some workers to help him with the house. He went to home depot and found a bunch of mexicans. But his van didnt have any seats, so he brought beach chairs. When the mexicans saw, they said "this is just like mexico"

One day my dad and I were waiting in the car for my mom. Over by where we were waiting was an asian food store. My dad was like "wow... A lot of mexicans live over here." I then said, "Dad. those are asian people. How do you mistake asians as mexicans?" I started scracking up.

One day, my grandmother was on lots of medication, and she yelled at my aunt because she did not want to enter her house because "barb wire" was around it. She was seriously scared and seriously thought that.

Today, my redneck uncle with no teeth, a huge country accent, and that lives in the country, came over and asked my sister if she eats cereal with water. And then proceeded to give the dog some water from the hose because he couldn't find the bottle water in his pick up truck.

Today, my parents wanted to do a twilight reenactment. My dad is Edward, my mom is Bella, and I am Renesmee. Today, I got to take a break so my parents did the meadow scene for fun.

Today, I texted my dad telling him I went to Buffalo Wild Wings and had leftover wings for him in the fridge. His response? "You're the best child ever". Thanks dad?

My dad just spilled his beer in the living room and now hes trying to make ramen with "the flavor of beef" in a bowl in the microwave. It's good to be home.

My dad just spilled his beer in the living room and now he's trying to make ramen with "the flavor of beef" in a bowl in the microwave. Its good to be home.