Okay, so you know that game Robot Unicorn attack? Well, the song Always by Erasure happens to be my mothers favorite song. OF ALL TIME. So I was talking to my brother at dinner, and I was humming, suddenly, my mother goes "Always" then my brother and I start singing loudy along.

One day, my dad needed some workers to help him with the house. He went to home depot and found a bunch of mexicans. But his van didnt have any seats, so he brought beach chairs. When the mexicans saw, they said "this is just like mexico"

One day my dad and I were waiting in the car for my mom. Over by where we were waiting was an asian food store. My dad was like "wow... A lot of mexicans live over here." I then said, "Dad. those are asian people. How do you mistake asians as mexicans?" I started scracking up.

Today, my parents wanted to do a twilight reenactment. My dad is Edward, my mom is Bella, and I am Renesmee. Today, I got to take a break so my parents did the meadow scene for fun.

Today, I texted my dad telling him I went to Buffalo Wild Wings and had leftover wings for him in the fridge. His response? "You're the best child ever". Thanks dad?

My dad just spilled his beer in the living room and now hes trying to make ramen with "the flavor of beef" in a bowl in the microwave. It's good to be home.

My dad just spilled his beer in the living room and now he's trying to make ramen with "the flavor of beef" in a bowl in the microwave. Its good to be home.

a few weeks ago my mom,stepdad, and brother were playing charades that we had all written. I got my stepdad, so i had to act out what he is like.. All i did was stick out my stomach and my mom and brother both yelled "TOM!"

while watching my mom play left 4 dead 2 she looked at me and told me a long drawn out explanation of what we are doing when zombies attack.. love ya too mom

Today whilst singing Bohemian Rhapsody with my mom in the car, we got to the line 'sparing his life from this monstrosity' she sang 'sparing his life from this one sausage tea'. She had always thought it had been this all her life.