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The other night during dinner my grandma went into diabetic shock. She does this often. So often, we dialed 911, they already knew because of our number, and we all casually ate dinner, like a normal family, while my grandmother lied on the floor, until the EMTS dragged her out. She's totally fine.

#87 (0) - Aug 24, 2010 07:56 AM by Peter Pan - Grandparents - Wacky! Vote this up (3) - Boring... Vote this down (0)

One day, my grandmother was on lots of medication, and she yelled at my aunt because she did not want to enter her house because "barb wire" was around it. She was seriously scared and seriously thought that.

#83 (0) - Jun 10, 2010 07:03 PM by Joanna - Grandparents - Wacky! Vote this up (4) - Boring... Vote this down (3)

Life lesson from my Mom (who is 92!): "It's smart to be bisexual. It doubles your chances of having sex." Thanks, Ma.

#31 (0) - Nov 27, 2009 06:59 PM by Flopsy - Grandparents - Wacky! Vote this up (15) - Boring... Vote this down (2)

A sad but funny one-liner by our Grammy Jackson: "My mind wanders a lot these days, but it's too weak to go very far."

#14 (0) - Nov 24, 2009 08:33 PM by derek - Grandparents - Wacky! Vote this up (7) - Boring... Vote this down (2)

After coming home from a funeral, our grandpa said he really liked how many nice things were being said at funerals and he was very sorry that he would miss his own by a couple of days.

#13 (0) - Nov 24, 2009 08:32 PM by Luke - Grandparents - Wacky! Vote this up (6) - Boring... Vote this down (4)

Wise words by our Grandpa Jack Heyers: "Grandkids don't make me feel old. What makes me feel old is the fact that I'm married to a Grandmother."

#4 (0) - Nov 24, 2009 05:04 AM by dirk - Grandparents - Wacky! Vote this up (10) - Boring... Vote this down (5)

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