After school my neice grabbed my father by his leg & started crying. He asked her whats wrong & she said "someone at school said that her poppop is up in heaven because she was getting old & I dont want you to leave yet!" He said "its ok im not going anywhere" & she answered "yes you are your old!"

In about a blink of an eye my 2 1/2 year old son took off everything but his diaper, then stood in the kitty litter with the scoop thing and was tossing it all over the laundry room..."Me a kitty Mommy, MEOW".... * sigh *

Ok, so the hubs & kids are in the car telling silly jokes and the hubs asks the kids "What nuts are the most disgusting nuts to eat?" After a few secs of silence, the kids gave up and he replied "PEA-nuts". To this, my 9 year old goes, "Oh, I thought you were going to say boys nuts." What!!!

Just after finishing a lunch of corn dogs on the boardwalk at the shore, my 5 year-old Asperger's son caught sight of a brown dog with a docked tail. He yelled, while laughing, "It looks just like a corn dog!" Everyone within earshot on the boardwalk was in stitches.

While eating dinner last night James (3 next month) stated, "Have a baby." I asked him, "Are you going to have a baby?" Stretching both arms out to either side to where DH and I were sitting, "No, YOU GUYS have a baby." Guess someone wants a sibling. Subtle. Real subtle.

When my son was about 3 yrs old he confidently said, "itty mitty moe, catch a tiger toe, if he colors, let him go." Still, to this day, it is one of the most precious moments for us as parents. My son is now 12 and when we want a good chuckle we say that to him.

When my son was 4 he was singing the "Twelve Days of Christmas" with me, and when he got to one...it was always..."And a partridge in a pair of teeth"!

My 4 year old had the window seat on our flight. She said to me,"That's where God & Jesus live." I asked, "where?". As she pointed to the clouds, she said, "Over there..but they're not home." Playing along, I asked, "Where are they, working?" She answered, "No, they're probably shopping with Mary".

Her daughter just gave her a "hall pass" to enter her room: "Mommy". "Age: 36". "One time". Mommy handed it right back and asked for an adjustment on the age. "34, my dear." Daughter went off and back to her room, giggling. Returns with "Mommy. Type: Woman. Age: 34."

I was holding the dogs dish getting ready to set it down to feed her, but I was in the middle of talking! My younger cousin comes out to where I was standing on the patio and says "You're making the dogs nuts, hand it over". My youngest daughter, who's 7, just yells out "dog nuts". LOL